Breads, spreads, biscuits, cakes
Anchor Butter (1): 1982
Didn't we have a lov-er-ly time
Those far off days with Anchor?
Salmon and cucumber butties for you
Something cheesy — ain't it breezy?
Somebody’s seen the butler machine!
Kiss-me-quick and donkeys
So far away — and I Anchor today
For those days gone by.
You've got to Anchor for the real taste of butter!
Tune: “Didn't we have a lovely time the day we went to Bangor “]
Anchor butter (2)
There’s an Anchor sign on Britain’s favourite butter,
It’s the Anchor sign that tells you it’s the best.
If you like your bread and butter
There’s no other word you'll utter
'Cos you'll always want the butter with the Anchor sign!
(A little butter sailor singing and dancing to a hornpipe tune)
Blue Band Margarine
It’s a good good feeling!
Cadbury’s Chocolate Biscuits: 1950s
Good to eat and good for you …
Cadbury’s Chocolate Biscuits.
Cadbury’s chocolate fingers (1): 1960s
They're singular, they're fingular,
They're biscuits without any bends,
They're long and little, they start at the middle
And come to a stop at the ends.
They're long and thin
With a chocolate skin —
Like sticks in chocolate silk
But the most singular thing
In a finger is …
Cadbury's Dairy Milk!
Cadbury’s chocolate fingers (2): 1960s
Well I've got dem chocolate fingers
[Missing line — did it end “please “?]
Well they sure taste good — I said they would –
'Cos they're made by Cadbury’s!
So the next time you buy biscuits
Make sure they're just like these
'Cos the chocolate makes the biscuit
And the chocolate’s Cadbury’s!
Cadbury’s Chocolate Fingers (3)
[Child trying to fit Cadbury’s chocolate fingers between his own fingers bites the end off to make it fit]:
Why are you so clever, Brian?
Cadbury’s Flake Cake: 1970s
What makes a little cake so Cadbury?
It’s the Cadbury’s Chocolate Flake —
that makes Cadbury’s Flake cake so original!
It’s that touch of originality
That makes a little cake so Cadbury
Cadbury’s bake such original cakes!
Clover (1): early 1980s
Clover spreads straight from the fridge.
Clover (2): 1983/4
Roll it over in the Clover,
Roll it over, spread it on and do it again!
Country Life butter (1)
Oh we are the lads from Country Life —
And you'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife,
If you haven't any i-i-in … have a word with your wife
And spread it on your toast in the morning!
It’s Country Life, it’s English too,
From the cow to the dairy, from the dairy down to you,
It’s pure and fresh, and creamy through and through,
So spread it on your toast in the morning!
Country Life butter (2)
There's a grocer's in the town (in the town)
Opposite the Rose and Crown (Rose and Crown)
And on Thursdays they go down and load the van
With Country Life butter from the man (grocer man).
[Tune: There's a Tavern in the Town]
Country Life butter (3): 1981
Oh we are the lads from Country Life —
And you'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife,
If you haven't any i-i-in … have a word with your wife
And spread it on your toast in the morning!
It’s Country Life,
it’s English too….!
Who’s this?
Dunno!
What them doin' ?
Dunno!
It’s whatd'y'callit!
Oh … bye! Oh bye!… Bye!
So spread it on your toast in the morning!
Voice-over: Country Life — you'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife!)
[With the butter men]
Crawford Cheddar biscuits
Crawford Cheddars,
Light and crispy,
Rich and golden,
Cheddar cheesy!
Crawford Cheddars,
Round and tempting,
More than thirty —
You'll keep coming back for just one more!
Flora margarine: 1980
[Man outside supermarket mouths to his wife] “Flora!”
Voice-over: Flora! the margarine for men!
Fresh Cream Cakes: c.1980
(With Les Dawson and Roy Barraclough in drag, looking at a photograph album)
Roy: Looking through these, don't you get an intense flush of nostalgia?
Les: Only in the warm weather!
Roy: Look, there’s your Bert!
Les (munching on a huge cream cake): In his de-mob suit — he was a lion amongst men in them days! I'm filling up!
Roy: So I see!
Voiceover: Fresh Cream Cakes — naughty …
Roy: But nice!
[National Dairy Council. The slogan “Naughty … but nice” was written by Salman Rushdie and was used in a series of adverts starring actors and comedians such as Barbara Windsor and Larry Grayson]
Fry’s Chocolate Spread
We love to be fed
On cakes and bread
and chocolate spread by Fry’s!
Surprise, surprise,
It’s chocolate spread by Fry’s!!
Gray Dunn caramel wafers (1): 1955
Caramel wafers — simply heaven!
Twelve for only one and seven!
Gray Dunn caramel wafers (2): 1950s
What makes a nice cuppa nicer?
What makes a cuppa complete?
Gray Dunn caramel wafers
Make a cuppa go down a treat!
Heinz Toast Toppers: 1970s
Quite possibly the easiest snack in the whole world.
Hovis bread (1)
For goodness', goodness', goodness' sake,
Don't say brown, say Hovis!
Hovis bread (2): 1970s
Is there 'owt we can do to improve our 'ovis?
Hovis bread (3): 1973
(A young lad pushes a bike laden with loaves of bread up the steep cobbled street of a northern town)
Last stop on round would be old ma Peggotty’s place — 'twas like taking bread to the top of the world! 'Twas a grand ride back though …. and afterward, I knew baker would 'ave kettle on and doorsteps of hot Hovis ready.
“There’s wholemeal in Hovis,” he’d say — “get it inside yer lad, does yer
good that — and one day you'll go up that hill as fast as yer come down!”
Hovis — it’s as good today as it’s always been.
[To the tune of Dvorak’s “New World” Symphony arranged for brass band. This classic TV commercial (which was actually filmed at Gold Hill, Shaftesbury, Dorset!) was voted the favourite advertisement of all time in a 2006 UK poll, by which time the young actor, Carl Barlow, was a north London fireman. It had a celebratory re-run in May 2006 with the addition of the words “Celebrating 120 years of Hovis goodness”.]
Huntley and Palmers (1)
The first name you think of in biscuits.
Huntley and Palmers (2)
… 'Cos Huntley and Palmers make 'em
Like biscuits ought to be.
Jacobs Cream Crackers (1972)
Keep them by the bread bin!
Jacob’s Tea Cakes: 1970s
Every one’s a fluffy one!
Kellogg’s Skanda Krisp
Last year I told you about Kellogg’s Skanda Krisp from Finland,
and very much it seems you like them! Skanda Krisp is slim and dark,
spreads easily, and has only 90 calories per slice!
Kellogg’s Skanda Krisp — very much we hoped you’d like them!
Very much it seems you do!
Kerrygold butter
Please don't cook with Kerrygold.
Kraft Velveteen
Spreads like butter.
Lurpak butter: 1981
'Cos she’s a mum, she'll do the sum, and out will come —
with Danish Lur-r-pak.
Isn't it worth that little extra?
The finest butter in the wor-r-ld
McVitie’s Chocolate Homewheat: 1983
McVitie’s make biscuits like they ought to be
And Chocolate Homewheat’s a treat!
Wherever you hide them
They'll always find them,
A home’s not home without Homewheat.
Nobody bakes them like McVitie’s do,
Nobody makes them like you-ou!
McVities Digestive biscuits: early 1970s
McVities Digestives —
Wholesome English wheatmeal,
Trinidad sugar, and McVities special care.
McVities Gingernuts
I'm a Jamaican ginger grower and I very proudly say,
I grow the finest ginger in the world today.
I picks the best and packs it and McVities comes to buy it,
Then they bake it into gingernuts you really ought to try it.
You snap into a McVities gingernut — you tastes it too
Jamaican ginger — the world’s best — is waiting for you.
I knows it … I grows it!
McVitie’s Jaffa Cakes (1): 1983
Munchkins — argh! They're after that special McVitie’s recipe for Jaffa Cakes. I'll show them! It’s McVitie’s secret combination of light sponge, smooth plain chocolate and the real Jaffa orangey bit that just bowls them over. I won't let anyone steal the secret of McVitie’s Jaffa Cakes
McVitie’s Jaffa Cakes (2): 1983
Munchkins: they're always hanging around for McVitie’s Jaffa Cakes. They're driven round the twist by the light sponge, dark chocolate, and smashing Jaffa orangey bit. But I know how to bring them down to earth.
[Sends in clockwork bird that makes them fall off their stilts.]
I won't let the Munchkins munch your McVitie’s Jaffa Cakes.
McVities Rich Tea biscuits: 1985
McVitie’s bake biscuits like they ought to be
Like McVitie’s Rich Te-a
Tea and coffee needs some!
A drink’s too wet without them!!
They're the very best that they can be!
Nobody bakes 'em like McVitie’s do,
Nobody makes 'em like you,
Nobody makes 'em like you.
Magic margarine
Try a little bread and Magic!
Marmite: 1970s
The growing-up spread you never grow out of.
My Mate Marmite.
Mother's Pride bread (1)
Mother's Pride, just like mother used to bake it!
[with Hylda Baker]
Mother’s Pride bread (2): 1960s
I'm the Mother in Mother’s Pride, you know — they named it after me!
[with Thora Hird]
Mother’s Pride bread (3): 1969
I'm a happy knocker-upper and I'm popular beside
'Cos I wake 'em with a cuppa … and tasty Mother’s Pride,
Then they're up in a flash and a rush (it’s the bread)
And a dash and a push (it’s the bread)
With a flash and a dash and a rush and a push (I can say it’s the bread).
It’s the Mother’s Pride bread! It makes them love work!
They're going berserk to get off to work!
It’s in the way I wake 'em by bringing to their side —
The bread (we freshly bake 'em!)….
Fantastic Mother’s Pride!
[with Dusty Springfield]
Mr Kipling cakes
Mr Kipling does make exceedingly good cakes
Nimble (1): 1970
She flies like a bird in the sky….
She flies likes a bird and I wish that she was mine….
Voiceover: Nimble – real bread, but lighter Make it part of your calorie-controlled diet.
[Tune: “I can't let Maggie go” by Honeybus]
Nimble (2): 1974
Up, up and away!
Procea bread: c.1955
Newsreel: “Bread makes history in Britain “
(followed by what had been taken out of the bread and what had been put in).
At the end children are shown leaving school, accompanied by the words:
“Hurry, there’s Procea for tea!”
Ritz Crackers
Nothing Fitz like a Ritz!
Robertson’s Jams (1): 1950s
Golly! They're good!
Robertson’s Jam (2)
Look for the golly — the golly on the jar!
Ryvita (1): 1960s
One, two, three, four reasons why Julie Andrews likes Ryvita!
Ryvita (2): 1970s
Win the inch war with Ryvita!
Shippam’s fishpaste
Shippams for tea, for tea.
[Tune: “Blue Danube “]
Slimcea (1)
Show them (show them) you're a Slimcea girl,
Show them the slim life you're living,
Look at the glances they're giving,
Show them you're a Slimcea girl.
It’s tasty bread all right –
Slimcea’s good and light,
Show them (show them) you're a Slimcea girl!
Slimcea (2)
Show them (show them) you're a Slimcea girl
You're a slim girl in a new and exciting world!
Show them you're a Slimcea girl!
Soreen (c.1960)
Don't forget the Soreen, Doreen!
Stork Margarine: 1978
The Stork Challenge:
Can you tell Stork from butter?
Seven out of ten people can't tell Stork from butter.
Sunblest bread (1): c.1958
Cartoon little boy slides down a sandwich singing:
When it's time to have a bite,
Have a sandwich,
Morning noon and night,
Have a sandwich!
Sunblest bread (2)
Fresh every day the Sunblest way,
Fresh to the last slice.
Sunblest bread (3)
Six slices a day:
The well-balanced way.
Sun-Pat peanut butter (1)
Our son Pat
Is quite nifty with a bat,
He can run in a circle
As fast as a cat
And when he gets hungry
He takes off his hat.
Sun-packed,
Fun-packed,
Our son Pat.
[Crash, smash]
I'LL KILL HIM WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM!!!
Sun-Pat Peanut Butter (2): early 1980s
Yum Yum!
Sutherland's Spread: c.1985
When life gets dull and boring,
Don't let it get you down,
Get something fresh from Sutherland's
And spread the word around
Take heart, get smart, get fresh, get Sutherland's fresh spread!
Build a triple decker to brighten up your bread,
Slap it on a cracker and let the flavour spread,
Take heart, get smart, get fresh, get Sutherland's fresh spread!
Vitalite
Wake up in the mornin' wanting some breakfast,
Which margarine do you put on your to-o-oast?
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh Vitalite — that’s right!
[Tune: “The Israelites “]
Wonderloaf (1)
Nice one Cyril,
Nice one son,
Nice one Cyril,
Let’s have another one!
Wonderloaf (2): mid-1960s
When they make Wonderloaf
They make sure that Wonderloaf
Looks good, tastes good
And is always fresh,
Vans that deliver it
Make sure it's fresh,
Shops that sell it
Make sure it's fresh.
If it's fresher than Wonderloaf, it's still in the oven!
Arctic rolls and other frozen cakes
Burton’s Jammie Dodgers
Cadbury’s chocolate rolls
Chivers jam and jelly
Energen starch-reduced crispbread
Frears biscuits
Gale’s honey (Flight of the bumble bee?)
Jacob’s Cream Crackers
Lurpak butter
Lyle’s Golden Syrup
McVitie’s Milk and Honey biscuits
Peak Frean’s biscuits
Ritz crackers
Summer County margarine
Sutherland’s Spread
Tiptrees jam
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